THIS issssssss JEOPARDY!!!!!

"Hello and welcome to Jeopardy. I am your host, Alex Trubeck. Let's introduce today's contestants.

Jim, a homemaker and father of 2 from Danville.
JC, a desk jockey from Sausalito.
and Andrew, a failed Broadway actress/dancer that is making a career as a Kareoke/Wedding singer from Santa Monica.

We had a coin toss back stage and Jim won. So Jim, let's play Jeopary."

"Thank you Alex, I'll take Fremantle tactics for $300."

"Your pre-race research shows a progressive right shift with building pressure from the right. You should sail in this direction?"

Ding!

"Jim!"

"What is right."

Bong!!!

"I'm sorry, the correct answer is LEFT."

"To Andrew."

Thanks Alex, I'll take Fremantle Tactics for $400."

"You have completely stuffed up the start. Gas masks have fallen from the boom. You have a clean exit to the right. You should sail in this direction?"

Ding!!

"JC"

"What is right."

Bong!!!

"Ooooh. So close. I'm sorry the correct answer is LEFT"

"To JC"

"I'll stick with it Alex and go Fremantle Tactics for $500"

"You are approaching the leeward mark with a clear and free rounding and opportunity to push right or be on the outside of a massive pinwheel and takes transoms to push a skiny lane left. You should sail in this direction?"

Ding!!!

"Andrew"

"What is right?"

"It seems our judges are checking your answer. No, I'm sorry, the correct answer was "ah hell let's go left!".

"We have run out of time, our contestants are out of money and our contestants have used all their "go right" tickets. Thanks for playing. Try again Thursday."